good morning (afternoon) yall

our favorite drink! the grasshopper

sorry under-21’s and straightedgers, this is a post we need to make. we always make this drink, for ourselves and for our friends who want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol. this tastes like a minty milkshake, great with chocolate cookies or brownies!

over ice (we prefer video game-themed ice), pour:

• 3 shots rice milk
• 1 1/2 shots white (clear, really) creme de cacao
• 1/2 shot green creme de menthe

then shake, and strain into a tumbler (that feels weird to type with an e….)! this recipe makes one drink, you’ll have to multiply the parts to make the appropriate amount of drinks for you and your thirsty friends. :)

an over-the-top dessert for an over-the-top kind of day

homemade melty-chocolate brownies, rice milk, & vegan cookies and cream ice cream

*note: we feel like bruce bogtrotter while eating these, do not attempt if you’re trying to eat with health in mind :)

recipe for the brownies is in the comments!